1800 468 267
1800 468 267
our mobile entertainment packages across melbourne & Victoria
👮🏻♂️the signature hot cop strip show
It’s the classic hens party moment — the music cuts, there’s a knock at the door, and suddenly a stern officer steps in to “shut down the party.” Moments later, the uniform comes off and the laughter erupts. Our Hot Cops take that timeless cheeky trope and turn it into a full-scale performance — polished, playful, and funnier than anything you’ve seen before. No cringe, no clichés — just pure, world-class entertainment done right.
Our Signature Hot Cop Strip Show is a 20-minute burst of comedy, choreography, and cheek — blending high-energy theatrics with playful audience interaction.
It’s the quintessential centre-piece for your hens night, birthday, or girls’ weekend trip away ~ the ultimate mix of class and chaos that turns any celebration into a story the group chat will never forget.
🎨paint & SIp class
for the refined crowd ~ paint a sexy police officer
Our Paint & Sip Class is where art meets allure — a laughter-filled blend of creativity, cheek, and connection. Guests are guided through the fun of painting a real-life police muse, striking the perfect balance between sophistication and mischief. It’s one of those rare activities that unites everyone — from bridesmaids to mums and aunties — in shared laughter, conversation, and creativity. Perfect for hens parties, birthdays, or any celebration that deserves a touch of playful elegance.
Choose from our 30 or 60-minute mobile classes for a lighthearted, on-location experience, or elevate your event with our 90–120 minute hosted and catered luxury sessions at our venue — complete with curated food, drinks, and a charming topless bartender to keep the glasses topped and the giggles flowing.
topless waiter packages
Our Topless Waiter Packages bring charm, confidence, and just the right amount of cheek to any celebration. Perfect for hens nights, birthdays, or girls’ weekends, our off-duty officers are there to pour drinks, serve canapés, host games, and keep the laughter rolling from start to finish. Friendly, professional, and effortlessly entertaining, they add that playful spark that turns a great night into an unforgettable one — all while making sure every guest feels included and every glass stays full.
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We cover all of Melbourne and regional Victorian hot spots - from the Mornington Peninsula and Geelong to Daylesford, Phillip Island, and beyond. If there’s music and a good time waiting, our officers will find it.
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We recommend booking 2–4 weeks ahead, especially for weekends and peak seasons. Last-minute emergencies? Dial the hotline - we guarantee we’ll have an officer sent out.
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Yes, in fact, it’s our most frequent call-out destination.
We travel to homes, rentals, and function venues. We’re noise-aware and bring compact setups suitable for living rooms, courtyards, and villas.
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Yes! Our shows are fun, flirty, and adaptable — whether it’s a mixed-age bridal shower or a 30th girls’ birthday weekend. We match the energy to the crowd.
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We supply clipboards, paper, pencils, charcoal, and handle all cleanup. You bring the drinks - we bring the art (and the artist).
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Pricing depends on the service type, duration, and travel zone. View our Packages page or contact us for a quick quote — no hidden fees, no funny business (except ours).
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